Lucky break for Paris

So Paris Hilton who was supposed to serve 45 days in Century Regional Detention Center. However she actually only served 5 (FIVE FRIGGEN DAYS!!!???are you kidding me!!!???) due to an unexplained "medical condition" bull sh#t she just couldn't handle being away from alcohol and partying for 45 days (it turned ouy to be a rash), so now she's under house arrest for the rest of her sentence apparently she's having a huge party to all of her friends that she couldn't party with for 5 whole days

~this is the press release from Steve Whitmore, spokesperson for the LA County Sheriff's Department, explaining Paris Hilton's release from jail:

"After extensive consultation with Los Angeles County Medical Personnel, including doctors at the Century Regional Detention Facility, it has been determined that Paris Hilton will be reassigned to the Community-Based Alternatives to Custody: The CBAC Program.Ms. Hilton has been fitted with an electronic monitoring device and will serve the remained of her sentence confined to her home. She will now serve the full 45 day sentence. Ms. Hilton has been in custody for five days and therefore will be serving 40 days in the Electronic Monitoring Program under the supervision of the Los Angeles County Probation Department."

In jail Paris had do endure a full body cavity search, a prison shower, lots of solitary confinement, no sidekick, no boose, no drugs and she actually had to eat! -once again poor paris- (P.S. I love this blog... It's called Pink is the new blog ... check it out)